Thursday 6/15
I love my ex-wife...
Okay... want to explain?...
I'll try... not promising I'll be clear right away...
That's okay, sweetheart, we can talk whenever we have time, you know... it's not like you're paying now 450$ for a session and I'm timing you...
She replied in her nonchalant, zen-master, and stunningly sexy way.
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The truth… what amazes me most about my relationship with you is that I'm insanely attracted to you, and yet I'll never do anything about it… and still, I want to stay in touch with you…
Amaziiing! I feel exactly the same!.. want to try to decipher the phenomenon?
No… I still can't explain it to myself…
Great, let's try to decipher it together…
She pressed.
Wait! …I tried to start a certain topic, you asked a question, I said okay… and then you just had to start with that sexiness of yours, which totally knocked me out of focus!
I scolded.
Okay okay, fine, don't rant at me now… and also… don't get offended!… hello…? you there?
Yesss… continue?
Yes, please…
Well, so I opened with a bombastic headline… th… I thought it would captivate you…
So what, you “bombed” just to captivate me?!
Noooo… let me speak already, c’mon!!!
So speak alreadddyy…
Look, it's no secret… and you know this… you were in a loop, almost the whole way… our relationship ended long ago—long before it officially ended…
Right…
However… the spiritual process I started with myself about five years ago…
You're starting with that again?!
Okay, listen, you whore, you're really disgusting today! I don't feel like continuing to talk to you today… we'll talk another time… bye
No no no, sorry sorry, wait a moment pleeeease…
What?!?!
You know it's hard for me with your ideas about God and the universe… but I love you! don't think I don't want to listen… please…
I know, sweetheart… I know… so just stop interrupting me all the time with those remarks of yours, if you want to listen to me… anyway… I have to go now… my son arrived, I want to give him attention… so go tend to your kids too… and we'll talk tomorrow… or whenever…
Okaayyy… good night, darling…
Have a wooondderful rest of the evening, sweeetheart…
Oh wait!!!
What?
I love… when you call me… whore
Hahaha… good night… whore…
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